tallbread:

"suck my dick" 

"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"

"Honestly, you just take a deep breath and say fuck it."


— Johnny Knoxville    (via caalifornia-queen)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

bitchyougood:

i would describe myself as glamirouse, mysteriouse, and a bit

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HW